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Saturday, May 31, 2008



Friday, May 30, 2008
Oh my goshhhh !I simply just love to work !
Cuz everyday sure have interesting thing to share with my friends over there !
Oh ya, was talking to G.G at work just now about that old man masturbating in the gents.
And you seriously won't believe it that she told me when she's having her break time, she was at this particular route chatting with her boyfriend then she saw this 20+ old guy masturbating in public ! omfggg ? Paragon is full of weird people nowadays, excluding Guess's staffs HAHA !

And gonna thanks Louis for helping me to get that Guess's belt !


Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Weeeeeeeeeee !

Went to buy cigarette at this 7-11 store,
that blardy auntie wanna check my IC wtf?
Never mind let her check,
took out 1 $10 note and 1 $2 note as its $11.60.
In return, that auntie should give me back $0.40
.....

In da end ... she returned me $8.40 LOL
TAN TIO LAH ! weeeeeeeeee !

An insult for $8.40 and its damn worth it HAHA !




Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Work work and work, doesn't have much time to blog nowadays. But but but ! this post is gonna be quite interesting for guys and gross for girls :)

Went in the Gents ... saw this 40-50 years old uncle at this particular urine pot(exposed) or whatever shit it is. So I went in to one of the not exposed to take a pee. Out I'm done with it and yet I still see the uncle at there ... guess what is he doing ? You'll never believe it ...

He's fucking masturbating !!!

Moreover its exposed ! wtf ?

LOL .

Was laughing while on my way back to the store. And of cuz, I always share good stuff with the staffs over there. ROFLMAO.



Saturday, May 24, 2008

What does mutual respect really mean ?



Monday, May 19, 2008
As times go by, we began to know what's the human reality world really was. Causing every movement or just a simple slight mistake we made a different. And as we've realised our mistake asking for repentance, they may seem to forgive you. But deep in their heart, they still hold grudges about it or even backstabbing you? A ball-less fucking hypocrite that's for sure.

Been working for the past few days, and it's quite fun to be placed back at Paragon where I used to work at the last time(cuz I mostly know where the stocks are placed at). Been a little bit clumsy at work I guess? There's this lady who wanted her daughter's handbag design on a particular wallet. I happily just took the handbag from her daughter's hand and walked into the storeroom. Been looking around for it but couldn't get it so I opened the handbag wanting to find the model number but to my surprised I found a hand phone inside that bag. So I went back to that lady and asked where did you get the handbag from? Is it from the display? She replied " I wanted to tell you it's my daughter's handbag you're holding onto it and yet you went off to the store room so quickly. " OMFG I was so fucking paiseh Zzz and I quickly apologised to that lady. That lady and her daughter were laughing, till I asked my friend to serve her.


Thursday, May 15, 2008
THANKS
THANKS SAMMIE FOR HELPING ME TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM!!!
WAHAAHAHHAAHA!!!!


Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Perfection was just an illusion .

Screwed myself.


Monday, May 12, 2008
Till now then I've know what kind of person you are now. Why is it the cause of reason is always girl ? Totally disappointed with you ...



Sunday, May 11, 2008
Happy Mother's Day to all mothers !


Went to find Louis after his work at Shaw Tower, and together we went down Peninsular. There's this " Sex Shop " located at Peninsular Plaza, was quite curious about it so we went in. Look around .... saw this cigarette in a tube and was curious so I asked that sale lady what's that for ? Her replied was : " a normal cigarette loh ". That's fcuking lame seriously. Moreover it's on sale for $7.90 if I'm not wrong.
Was intending to find Rui Hong after that but his work ends at 10pm so we just go back first. Was feeling kinda guilty because it's Mother's Day today and I never get her anything ... so went over to withdraw money and get my ass down to Hougang Mall to get her this cake !




Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Yesterday went to meet up with Danny, as he just got back from Malaysia recently.
And guess what did he brought back ?




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(It's only for those who have little knowledge about condom)

There's this user's guide for this " Shooot! "
Just gonna roughtly go throught it.

1) Remove the condom from the foil. Be careful, teeth or fingernails can easily tear the condom.
2) Put on the condom after erection, ensuring the part to be unrolled is on the outside. Pinch the reservoir tip gently between the thumb and forefinger to expel surplus air.
3) Carefully unroll the condom all the way down the shaft to the base of the penis. Smoothen out any air bubbles.
4) Soon after ejaculation, withdraw the penis before it softens by holding the condom firmly in place at the base of the penis. Use the condom only once. Dispose of the used condoms hygienically.

Last, DO NOT FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET.


Okay, here's Naku again as he wanted his pictures to be up again.





Sunday, May 4, 2008
Random Post

Ahhh my coolest dude of all, Nakulesh !

Ain't he cool eating his soya bean?

Naku are you happy to see your pictures here?





Saturday, May 3, 2008
I'm so god dam bored !!


Thursday, May 1, 2008
Yesterday was a hectic day man, meet up with An Jun, Wen Jun, Qi Hao, Jackee & Sherron at Plaza Sing to buy the tickets for Iron Man before hand. As we predict that if we were to buy the tickets in the night confirm its dam packed with peeps, and we might not even get to watch it.
The plan for yesterday was to go one of the Family KTV at China Town to waste time before meeting the rest in the night for the movie. As we reached there, the entire room was fully booked ._. we were left with no where else to go ... so we took train back to Plaza Sing to catch "Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay" OMGGGG that movie really make us ROFLMAO, it so god dam funny !


Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay marks the triumphant return of these two hilarious, slacker anti-heroes. The movie stars John Cho (American Pie I & II, American Dreamz) as Harold and Kal Penn (Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj, Epic Movie) as Kumar, two stoners who cant seem to get a break. Their last adventure found them traveling across country to find a White Castle hamburger in order to satisfy a weed-induced case of the munchies.
This time, the boys get themselves in trouble trying to sneak a bong on board a flight to Amsterdam. Now, being suspected of terrorism, they are forced to run from the law and try to find a way to prove their innocence. What follows is an irreverent and epic journey of deep thoughts, deeper inhaling and a wild trip around the world that is as un-PC as it gets.


After the movie has ended we waited for Luke, Jeff,Rui Hong, and Ah Boon to arrive before entering for another movie, IRON MAN ! this show is TOTALLY OWNAGE dam nice action pack movie ! the technology OMG? one word for that, AWESOME !
Based on the Marvel Comic with the same name, Robert Downey Jr. is taking on the role of troubled billionaire Tony Stark - aka Iron Man who is kidnapped and forced to build a devastating weapon. Instead, using his intelligence, he builds a high-tech suit of armor and escapes captivity. When he uncovers a nefarious plot with global implications, he dons his powerful armor and vows to protect the world as Iron Man.

The night is still young so we went to Chomp Chomp to have our supper, and went to this Bar, Time In A Bottle located at Serangoon Garden to have some drinking session.












And ... K.O at 4am


Woke up at 8am to accompany parents to visit this temple located at Toa Payoh, after that went to Granny's place to visit her as she was hospitalise for a week or so. Before going back home, I went to collect my contact lens and K.O





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